Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.
Is Cruise of the Gods on Netflix? Unfortunately the movie Cruise of the Gods is not yet available on Netflix.
| Writing | Tim Firth | Writer |
| Directing | Declan Lowney | Director |
| Writing | Peter Baynham | Writer |
| Production | Tim Firth | Associate Producer |
| Production | Steve Coogan | Executive Producer |
| Writing | Michael Marshall Smith | Writer |
| Production | Alison MacPhail | Producer |
| Production | Henry Normal | Executive Producer |
| Editing | Chris Dickens | Editor |
| Camera | Francis De Groote | Director of Photography |
| Sound | Corrie Fraser | Original Music Composer |
| Sound | Mykael S. Riley | Original Music Composer |